| CSL
| #
| Spell
| Effect
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| 1
| 1
| Meat Ball
| 1 group takes CCLd44 holy meat dmg (no save; "holy meat" can be treated as Holy Flesh, an E=4 element)
| | 2
| Noodly Appendages
| Gain +CCL Noodly Appendages, which act as Tentacles.
| | 3
| Pirate Lore
| Get a free Pirate class at LVL=CCL*2
| | 4
| The Meatera (Meatitude)
| +CCL*2 Str and Con; +1 level of Exceptionalness in Str and Con
|
| 2
| 1
| Minor Pastaer
| Summon a DL XII Spaghetti Monster, or CCL DL XI Ghost Pirates or Invisible Pink Unicorns, that you comprehend.
| | 2
| Noodle Dance
| (1X to start, 1V per segment to maintain) While Noodle Dancing, everything you do is at double effect.
| | 3
| Stripper Factory
| [x2 Enemy Special] See Nothing; Disease 1/s (XR to avoid)
| | 4
| The Flying
| Travel at infinite speed (you still need to pause at edges of planes, e.g. at Crystal Sphere edges, in order to cross them)
|
| 3
| 1
| Beer Volcano
| [x2 Enemy Terrain Feature] 1 idmg Alcohol /r (take 10% of max hp /s if don't have ihp) + Intoxication
| | 2
| Noodliness
| +CCL*2 Dex and C Actions; +1 level of Exceptionalness in Dex; Hold A, B, C, M, P, V, 0 Actions
| | 3
| The Saucon
| Telekinesis, same plane, need not have direct line of sight, CCL^3 ton*" force
| | 4
| World's Most Edible Religion
| [x2 Terrain Feature] Feed everyone a spaghetti dinner; 1% chance per person they become your Follower
|
| 4
| 1
| Godzilla
| Summon Godzilla, a DL=10+CCL Reptile. There cannot be more than one Godzilla in the party. He doesn't use a Summon slot.
| | 2
| Ninja Lore
| Get a free Ninja class at LVL=CCL*2 (can be any class with "Ninja" in its name)
| | 3
| Smuggling
| Pick Pockets: Auto success; it is not noticed by beings with less than CCL*5 Wis; you may equip the item with the same action
| | 4
| Unintelligent Design
| All of your subordinates get +1 DL, +CCL rhp
|
| 5
| 1
| Spicy Meat Balls
| CCL groups take CCLd88 unholy tainted meat dmg (no save; can be treated as Unholy Negative Vile Flesh, an E=8 element)
| | 2
| Hail Meatsauce
| The party gets your choice of CCL "Buffs" (as if a Buffer, with CL=CCL)
| | 3
| Sauceredness
| +CCL*2 Int and Wis; +1 level of Exceptionalness in Int and Cml (not Wis)
| | 4
| Global Warming / The Big Boil
| [x2 Enemy Terrain Feature] 1 idmg Heat /s (this is like "Dragon Harm" and affects things with large non-infinite hp totals properly)
|
| 6
| 1
| Meat Lore
| Get a free Meat class at LVL=CCL*2 (can be any class with "Meat" in its name)
| | 2
| Underground Freezer of Doom
| Target goes to (choose one): Hole, Deeper Hole, Far Realm, Phantom Zone, nowhere (not on any plane), Anguinum Synod, turned off Ele Plane of Time, Retirement bubble, PC Stasis bubble, has a cup of tea
| | 3
| On Top of Spaghetti
| Target (can be yourself) goes On the Mound. This works even in the normal (non-Mirror) universe. Target's effects are increased by 1 multiplier.
| | 4
| All Covered with Cheese
| All of your actions have the "J" prefix, can't be countered, and ignore blahR's. 1N, 1/s: Ignore someone's immunity to something.
|
| 7
| 1
| I Lost My Poor Meatball
| Summon or Teleport (to you) another Pastafarian (must be willing); or Fix a Pastafarian (can be yourself)
| | 2
| When Somebody Sneezed
| Destroy the Plane your in; no response; all in plane take CCL iidmg (or lifedmg, type Holy Anti-Conduit) and are Ejected
| | 3
| False Gods Everywhere
| You can disbelieve Priest, Godly, and Holy effects as if they were Illusions.
| | 4
| My God Has Bigger Balls Than Yours
| Divine Intervention (automatically successfull)
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