Smileylich's Magic the Gathering Decks

Smileylich's Magic the Gathering Decks

duh Bear Deck:
Silly theme deck that makes a ton of Bears.
Can be used in multiplayer or non-serious dueling.
Works best in smaller games (5 players or less).

Mana Producers (19):Critters (32):Spells (25):
4 Forest2 Balduvian Bears1 Citanul Flute
1 Gaea's Cradle2 Bear Cub1 Coat of Arms
1 Library of Alexandria4 Caller of the Claw2 Howling Mine
1 Thran Quarry4 Elvish Spirit Guide1 Bearscape
4 Tropical Island2 Forest Bear1 Desert Twister
1 Black Lotus2 Golden Bear4 Giant Growth
1 Blacker Lotus2 Grizzly Bears2 Grizzly Fate
1 Lotus Petal2 Pale Bears1 Hurricane
5 Moxen (1 each)2 Razorclaw Bear1 Kamahl's Summons
.2 River Bear2 Overrrun
.2 Spectral Bears4 Wild Growth
.2 Striped Bears2 Words of Wilding
.4 Werebear1 Ancestral Recall
..1 Time Walk
..1 Timetwister

Chicken Deck:
OK, this deck is pretty crazy. It abuses the card
Chicken a la King to make a ton of huge Chickens.

The basic idea is this: If you have lets say 3 Chicken a la Kings out, and roll a "6", each Chicken a la King will trigger, so each Chicken gets three +1/+1 counters (for a single "6" roll!).
So, what you want to do is Clone and Vesuvan a bunch of Chicken a la Kings, then have ways to untap them all (Vitalize, Seedborn Muse, etc.).

Having ways to roll lots of dice help too. The result is insanely large Chickens in a very short amount of time (they are usually well over 100/100 by the tenth turn).
Some card commentary follows after the deck list.

Mana Producers (24):Critters (27):Spells (18):
2 Undeground Sea4 Chicken a la King1 Fowl Play
1 Bayou4 Vesuvan Doppleganger1 Conspiracy
1 Badlands4 Clone4 Vitalize
1 Scubland2 Seedborn Muse1 Serra's Blessing
2 Tropical Island2 Clam-I-Am1 Goblin Tutor
2 Volcanic Island1 Poultrygeist1 Eladamri's Call
2 Tundra1 Free-Range Chicken1 Worldly Tutor
1 Taiga1 Zodiac Rooster1 Diamond Valley
1 Plateau1 Chicken Egg1 Citanul Flute
1 Savannah1 Mesa Chicken1 Soldevi Digger
1 Reflecting Pool1 Urza's Science Fair Project1 Time Walk
1 Library of Alexandria1 Spark Fiend1 Timetwister
1 Black Lotus1 Mindless Automaton1 Ancestral Recall
1 Sol Ring1 Tetravus1 Capsize
5 Moxes (1 each)1 Triskelion1 Jayemdae Tome
1 Jack-in-the-Mox1 Workhorse.

Clam-I-Am: Lets me reroll the 3's, so I have a better chance of rolling a 6.

Zodiac Rooster: Since gender (e.g. brother/sister) indicates the same summon type, technically a "Rooster" counts as a "Chicken".

Tetravus: So after a while you have a Vesuvan with a ton of +1/+1 counters on it. Switch it to a Tetravus during upkeep and pull the counters off, and you've got a large army. Similar abuses are possible with Mindless Automaton, Triskelion, and Workhorse.

Serra's Blessing: I can attack with my Chickens then tap them before damage dealing to see if they get bigger.

I will finally note that (just like most of my decks) you don't really need any "power" cards to get this deck to work. The deck could be reduced to Blue/Green and run on basic land pretty easily. Except for the Clones/Vesuvans and the Seedborn Muses, most of the "core" cards of the deck's combo/theme are crap uncommons and rares no-one uses. :)

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