Meat Helm


Level KXP Warrior
123 456
1 0 1-- ---
2 9 2-- ---
3 18 21- ---
4 36 211 ---
5 72 221 1--
6 144 222 2--
7 288 333 2--
8 576 333 31-
9 1000 443 32-
10 1450 444 431
11 1900 444 432
12 2350 444 433
13 2800 444 444
14 3250 555 444
15 3700 555 554
16 4150 555 555
17 4600 666 555
18 5050 666 665
19 5500 666 666
20 5950 777 666
21 6400 777 776
22 6850 777 777
23 7300 888 777
24 7750 888 887
25 8200 888 888
26 8650 999 888
27 9100 999 998
28 9550 999 999
29 10000 AAA 999
30 10450 AAA AA9
31 10900 AAA AAA
32 11350 BBB AAA
33 11800 BBB BBB
34 12250 CCB BBB
35 12700 CCC CBB
36 13150 CCC CCC
TH Saves
PD RS PP BW Sp Fo Re Wi
+1  5  2  4  2  1  1  1  0
+3  6  4  5  4  3  2  2  1
+5  8  5  7  6  4  3  3  2
+7  9  7  8  8  6  4  4  2
+9 11  8 10 10  7  5  4  3
+11 12 10 11 12  9  6  5  4
+13 14 11 13 14 10  7  6  4
+15 14 12 14 14 11  8  7  5
+17 15 13 14 14 12  9  8  6
+19 15 14 15 15 13 10  8  6
+21 15 14 15 15 14 11  9  7
+23 15 14 15 15 15 12 10  8
+25 15 15 15 15 15 13 11  8
+27 16 15 15 15 15 14 12  9
+29 16 15 16 15 15 15 12 10
+31 16 16 16 15 15 16 13 10
+33 16 16 16 16 16 17 14 11
+35 17 16 16 16 16 18 15 12
Requisites: Dex 25, Chr 15, Class Slots 4
Alignment: any
HD/level: 2d5
Weapon Prof.: 6+level
To Hit Table: 2xWar
Save Table: 2xWar
Reference: DM
Groups: Warrior
 
This class costs 4 class slots (or 3 class slots in campaigns where there are only 3 slots).
Mini classes and x2 (and above) classes may be used in combination with this class, and the hit points combine normally.
This class may multi-class (or dual-class) with Meat Shield and Meat Sword, the combined classes are only 4 class slots (total, even for all three classes).
Has a Warrior spell progression. Gets Chr bonus to spells.
Level 1: Sustain Dex and Chr
Level 1 ¶: iCR LVL*10%
Level N (every level) ¶: +1 slot for Henchmen per level. You can never lose control of your Henchman (auto make the Chr checks).
Level N (every level): +1 instance of Exc Dex for this class. This is not optional, you must take this, even if your Dex bonus would go down. Bonuses for Dex levels follows:
 
# Exc Dex Name Bonus Dex 20 Dex 30 Dex 40 Dex 50 Dex 60 Dex 70 Dex 80 Dex 90 Dex 100
1 Exc (Dex-12) +8 +18 +28 +38 +48 +58 +68 +78 +88
2 Bar (Dex-14)*2 +12 +32 +52 +72 +92 +112 +132 +152 +172
3 Extra Bar (Dex-16)*5/2 +10 +35 +60 +85 +110 +135 +160 +185 +210
4 Super Bar (Dex-18)*3 +6 +36 +66 +96 +126 +156 +186 +216 +246
5 Mega Bar (Dex-20)*7/2 +0 +35 +70 +105 +140 +175 +210 +245 +280
6 Ultra Bar (Dex-22)*4 -8 +32 +72 +112 +152 +192 +232 +272 +312
7 Ancillary Bar (Dex-24)*9/2 -18 +27 +72 +117 +162 +207 +252 +297 +342
8 Massive Bar (Dex-26)*5 -30 +20 +70 +120 +170 +220 +270 +320 +370
9 Giga Bar (Dex-28)*11/2 -44 +11 +66 +121 +176 +231 +286 +341 +396
10 Extreme Bar (Dex-30)*6 -60 +0 +60 +120 +180 +240 +300 +360 +420
11 Tera Bar (Dex-32)*13/2 -78 -13 +52 +117 +182 +247 +312 +377 +442
12 Utmost Bar (Dex-34)*7 -98 -28 +42 +112 +182 +252 +322 +392 +462
13 Excessive Bar (Dex-36)*15/2 -120 -45 +30 +105 +180 +255 +330 +405 +480
14 Exorbitant Bar (Dex-38)*8 -144 -64 +16 +96 +176 +256 +336 +416 +496
15 Outlandish Bar (Dex-40)*17/2 -170 -85 +0 +85 +170 +255 +340 +425 +510
16 Ultimate Bar (Dex-42)*9 -198 -108 -18 +72 +162 +252 +342 +432 +522
17 Inordinate Bar (Dex-44)*19/2 -228 -133 -38 +57 +152 +247 +342 +437 +532
18 Uber Bar (Dex-46)*10 -260 -160 -60 +40 +140 +240 +340 +440 +540
(beyond) ? (Dex-N*2-10)*(N/2+1)

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Henchmen Adjectives

Name gp /day Notes
Greater x1.5 +1 DL (can take this only once)
Hardy x1.25 +1 defensive DL (can take this only once)
Lesser x0.75 -1 DL (can take this only once)
More than Enough x1.1 Ability to buy 1000 of these (rather than 100 or 10000), this is called "More than Enough"
Tough x1.1 +1 rhp (can take this multiple times, each costs x+0.1)
Vicious x1.25 +1 offensive DL (can take this only once)

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New Henchmen

Name gp /day Effective DL Notes
Cloistered Cleric 3 DL I They throw Cure (or Cause) Lights, once a round.
Muscle Sliver 30 DL I (or more) DL=cube root of (number of Muscle Slivers); Have no real "special" abilities
Musketeer 4 DL II If killed in melee, they explode on their enemy for 1d4 Tech dmg.
Bulette of Xvim 9 DL II (attack as III) Don't have to pay them after the first day, as long as there's plenty of corpses to eat.
Rogue Invisible Stalker 12 DL III Have level 1-8 Rogue-like abilities
Cambion 20 DL III Psi6 / Psi12 Minor and Major abilities (choose alignment)
Hound of Ill Omen 50 DL IV Shift enemies' die rolls out of their favor
Luck Cat 100 DL IV Adjust 1 die roll per round
Faerie 65 DL IV (defend as VI) |AC| 18; area effects kill only 1 of them
Mind Flayer Mercenary 150 DL V Lots of Grand psionic effects. This is the closest you're gonna get to Astral Constructs on this table.
SFB Prime Team 200 DL V Like a mini NPC party. Not as clever as the PCs, but they can operate on their own if given orders.
Henchman 400 DL VI As in the x1 Concordant class. Sidekicks cost the same amount.
Rakshasa Mercenary 900 DL VII Lots of SL 5-8 spell effects
Proto-Lich 1600 DL VIII Nasty Higher Undead. Looking for that last haul before retiring to Lichdom.
Small Game Hunter 6000 DL IX Looking for something to smash.
Big Game Hunter 15000 DL X Kill All.
Big Game Faerie 22000 DL X (defend as XI) Big Game Hunter with Faerie abilities.